Moonalice Live At Virginia Brewing Company Winchester ,Va 04-25-09

here is yet another great show this show has a few songs that aren't widely played by the band i hope you enjoy this show as much as i did

4/25/09 Virginia Brewing Company Winchester, VA According to Moonalice legend, today is World Malaria Day. In the spirit of the day, we went down to WalMart to buy you all some malaria, but they were out of stock. Maybe next time. According to Wikipedia, this area was occupied by native tribes beginning around 1000 AD. Wikipedia talks about the Cacapon, Opequon, Shawnee and Tuscarora, but they make no mention of the Moonalice tribe. This is a gross oversight. According to Moonalice legend, the tribe first came here during BC to AD changeover. They established a farm dedicated to production of hemp and calendars. Hemp was, well, you know, hemp. But AD calendars were a brand new thing, and the tribe tried to cash in. Unfortunately, the tribe was way too early. The first Europeans didn’t arrive until the early 18th century, by which time the Moonalice tribe had forgotten where they put all the calendars. According to Moonalice legend, the Shenandoah Valley was the breadbasket of the Confederacy during the War of Northern Aggression. It was home to the 420 Moonalice Agriculture Regiment, which provided hemp to the Confederate army. The Valley was also home to the 420 Moonalice Signal Brigade of Northern Virginia. This Brigade specialized in smoke signals and had a very rough duty during the war. For four long years, they puffed away like chimneys, which made them more lethargic than was the standard for Confederate soldiers. Given how many times Winchester was overrun by Yankee soldiers, lethargy could have been a real problem. Fortunately, the Yankee troops doing the overrunning were the 420 Moonalice Supply Corps of New Hampshire – the Hemp Pickers. When the war began, the Pickers made a deal with their Virginia counterparts to trade Winchester back and forth to make everybody look good to their boss. According to Moonalice legend, the first fort on this site was built in 1756 by Colonel George Washington. The one who chopped down the cherry tree. Also the one who may have been colonial Virginia’s greatest cultivator of hemp. Word has it that he left a really big stash here. According to Moonalice legend, Winchester native Patsy Cline was a Moonalice on her mother’s side. Denied the opportunity to play bass – she turned to singing. Fortunately, tribal rituals had given Patsy enormous lung power. On the Road Again Down the Road A Piece Fair to Even Odds Up In the Clouds Whiter Shade of Pale Wish We Had Arrowhead Kick It Open Gwendolyn Marilyn Empire State Red Crow Blink of an Eye $1000 Car Nick of Time Listen to Those Eyes Connection Stella Blue Dance Inside the Lightning Show Biz Kids Tell Me It’s Okay

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Moonalice Live at River Street Jazz Cafe 04-29-09

Here is another great show this one comes from a cool club in Pa and it the band seems to enjoy themselves and gives us a great show with an equally radical set-list hope you enjoy this as much as i did. remember all these great shows that i post comes from Tim Stiegler (The worlds best sound-man)and the band itself please visit their website www.moonalice.com and thank them

4/29/09 River Street Jazz Cafe Plains, PA According to Wikipedia, the original native tribes in this area were the Shawanese and the Delaware. What gives? No mention of the Moonalice tribe? The Moonalice legend is very specific on this point. The tribe has been here since dinosaurs roamed the earth. Yes, indeed. According to Moonalice legend, the tribe in those days showed far more initiative than it does now. They had two occupations, funeral homes and farming, and their hard work in those areas made our way of life possible. You see, the Moonalice undertakers buried dinosaurs while the farmers farmed dinosaur poop. The carcasses eventually turned into petroleum, while the poop turned into coal. So what I’m saying is that the tribe is responsible for global warming. Go figure. According to Moonalice legend, Wilkes-Barre was a major stop on the Underground Railroad. The station master in those days was N. Phineas Moonalice, who didn’t realize that the Underground Railroad had a timetable and expected him to keep the trains on time. Phineas thought his job was to wear a uniform with a nice hat and provide fresh doobies to passengers exiting the railroad at Wilkes-Barre. Management of the Underground Railroad as about to come down hard on Phineas when they discovered that his doobies were doing wonders for sales. Slaves throughout the south considered the alternatives – slavery or doobie – and without exception they chose the Underground Railroad to Wilkes-Barre. Wikipedia claims that the first customers for cable programming got HBO in 1972 in Wilkes-Barre. Apparently they don’t count Moonalice’s pioneering contribution to pay cable – a 1968 live broadcast of the first 4/20 smokeout in Tokalot County. One explanation for the oversight may have been the failure of that broadcast. The entire Moonalice Television Network team passed out just before show time and viewers saw nothing but a test pattern. For reasons to no one can explain, the tv audience thought the test pattern was fantastic, causing the Moonalice Television Network to rebroadcast it every year since then. According to Moonalice legend, Wilkes-Barre is the birthplace of Mister Peanut. The tribe believes in mascots – we travel with a bunch of them – but Mister Peanut is special. It’s not just the top hat and monacle. It’s the fact that Mister Peanut doesn’t wear pants. For a guy with nuts in his name, that is very brave. According to Moonalice legend, today is the first anniversary of the death of Dr. Albert Hoffman, the inventor of LSD. Dr. Hoffman invented LSD when he was 37 and then lived to be 102. Coincidence? We think not!!! Barbary Ellen Wish We Had Fair to Even Odds Gwendolyn Whiter Shade of Pale Crescent City Kick It Open Happy Endings Sugaree Bleeding of Love Red Crow Empire State Nick of Time Marilyn I Ain’t Ever Satisfied Blink of an Eye Stella Blue Tell Me It’s Okay Download Here

Moonalice Live At The IOTA Club 04-27-09

4/27/09

IOTA Club & Cafe

Arlington, VA

According to Wikipedia, Arlington was home to George Washington Custis, his daughter Mary, and his son-in-law, Robert E. Lee. Wikipedia says that Custis was a “far sighted agricultural pioneer.” He was also the step grandson of the legendary hemp farmer, George Washington. Putting two and two together, we consulted the Moonalice legend. To no one’s surprise, the legend reveals that the Custis-Lee plantation rivaled Mount Vernon in terms of hemp production. If you find that hard to believe, go to the cemetery and imagine that every gravestone is a hemp plant. If that doesn’t work, light up your favorite herbal remedy and try again.

According to Moonalice legend, today is the 199th birthday of Beethoven’s composition “Fur Elise.” It turns out that Elise was not even remotely furry, but she was all Moonalice. She had a very green thumb. Apparently her agricultural prowess contributed to Beethoven’s creativity. God knows it has been indispensible to generations of parents forced through their children’s endless performances of Fur Elise.

According to Moonalice legend, today is the 250th birthday of Mary Wolstencraft, a Moonalice matriarch who wrote books and practically invented feminism. She was the mother of Mary Shelley, the woman who wrote Frankenstein.

According to Moonalice legend, Arlington County used to be run by the Moonalice tribe. How do we know? Wikipedia says the county misplaced a town in 1930. Who but the Moonalice tribe could lose a whole town? Apparently, the locals got really buzzed and forgot where they put Potomac, which soon became known as the lost town of Virginia. Fortunately, Potomac was eventually rediscovered by the National Register of Historic Places. Apparently they are keeping a really close eye on the place to make sure it doesn’t disappear again.

Today is also the birthday of Ulysses S. Grant, Coretta Scott King, Jim Keltner, and Frank Abignale, Jr. In South Africa, today is both Freedom Day and Unfreedom Day. Very Discordian.

According to the American Podiatric Medical Association, Arlington is the best city in America for walking. According to Moonalice legend, it is also a fine city for the consumption of tribal herbal entertainment.

According to Moonalice legend, Arlington used to be part of the District of Columbia. In the first half of the 19th century, the district had two counties, the southern of which was Arlington. After nearly fifty years as part of the District, residents of Arlington petitioned Congress to rejoin Virginia. Wikipedia says the locals wanted to preserve slavery. The Moonalice legend has the real story. In those days, Arlington harbor was very active in all manner of trade. It was a particularly big player in the hemp trade. The locals anticipated that Congress would eventually get really weird about hemp and decided to hitch their wagon to Virginia.

1. Let It Rock
2. Nick of Time
3. Down the Road A Piece
4. Wish We Had
5. Fair to Even Odds
6. Whiter Shade of Pale
7. I’m Glad You Think So
8. Arrowhead
9. Blink of an Eye
10. Kick It Open
11. $1000 Car
12. Happy Endings
13. Peggy O
14. Marilyn
15. Red Crow
16. Somebody to Love
17. Stella Blue
18. Listen to Those Eyes
19. Tell Me It’s Okay
20. Sugaree

1. Encore: Erie Canal
   

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